Humor Archives, Page 1 of 90

  1. Syracuse Community Worried Over the State of the Basketball Program

    SYRACUSE— With the firing of football Head Coach Greg Robinson, the focus on the SU hill has shifted towards the much anticipated basketball season. But early on, Orange fans are worried...

    Written by Jameson Fleming about about 17 hours ago 3 comments

  2. MMAth: Predicting Fight Outcomes With Math

    What is MMAth? MMAth is the process of using a sequence of past mixed martial arts fight results that provide a logical and objective argument for predicting the result of a future mixed martial arts bout...

    Written by Goober Taylor about about 11 hours ago 0 comments

  3. Frustrated Carey Price Explodes In The Canadiens' Locker Room (Humor)

    Guy Carbonneau said today during his press conference that he wished someone stood up in the locker room and took charge of the team and make every one follow him...

    Written by Harani T. about about 10 hours ago 1 comments

  4. Throwing Tomatoes: Get a Life, Get a Urinal!

    Winter may be coming, but there’s always fresh tomatoes growing somewhere – and when the world of sports rears its ugly head with stupidity – as it has in the past few days, the tomatoes simply must be brought out from hibernation...

    Written by Kevin Paul about about 8 hours ago 0 comments

  5. On the Mark: Condom Thieves and Interior Design

    When informed that an NFL football game could end in a tie, Donovan McNabb wondered aloud what would happen in the Super Bowl. Easy. He would be stoned to death upon his return to Philadelphia...

    Written by Mark Kriegel about about 15 hours ago 0 comments

  6. Portland Trail Blazers Game 12: The Chicago BUMS...

    Chicago Bulls head coach Del Negro...U need a TIME OUT!! Because your team just lost to The Portland Trail Blazers in Greg Oden's rose garden debut by 42 POINTS!!! OUCH...

    Written by andrew kafoury about about 8 hours ago 2 comments

  7. The B/R Hot Seat: Why the President's Unity Will Not Last After December

    Every person in America did their part in the past Presidential Election to ensure that change would come to America...

    Written by Ron Johnson about about 18 hours ago 26 comments

  8. The Bowl System Is an Unjust Hierarchy (Who Decides the Fate of Your Team?)

    May the best team be voted into prominence? With election time still fresh in our memories, it’s not difficult to see that absolute consensus is unrealistic...

    Written by Russell Fike about about 18 hours ago 1 comments

  9. Home For a Rest: The Pseudo-Athletic World Of Federal Elections

    It's entirely possible that no one noticed, but it has been an awfully long time since this writer produced a column for Bleacher Report...

    Written by Josh Lewis about about 18 hours ago 1 comments

  10. The Funniest and Dirtiest Athlete Names in Sports History

    Children can be very mean. The first thing that they have to look at and pick apart is a person’s name. They will be vicious and make you hate your parents for giving you even the most common of names...

    Written by Jon Grilz about about 24 hours ago 2 comments

  11. Portland Trail Blazers Game 11: G.S. Warriors Are HOODLUMS and GOONS

    What do hoodlum goons do? They MUG people! Like the rest of America, I fell in love with The Warriors when they MUGGED Dallas in the playoffs of 2007...

    Written by andrew kafoury about 1 day ago 14 comments

  12. Kobe Or Shaq....Who Was The Real Bad Guy?

    I finally get it. I finally understand why Kobe Bryant remained a Laker and Shaq didn’t. It may be an everlasting argument as to who the better basketball player is (although Kobe still ...

    Written by TheTakeover about 1 day ago 10 comments

  13. Twas The Night Before a Leafs Game

    "Twas the Night Before a Leafs Game" Twas the night before a Leafs game, and in Ron Wilson's dog house,was Jason Blake whom is small as a mouse...

    Written by Daniel Sallows about 1 day ago 10 comments

  14. A Humble Pie Recipe for the Ever Faithful Tide Fans

    Oh how Alabama fans would love to see Tommy Tuberville make the above facial expression come the matchup against Auburn later this month. Nothing would make us happier...

    Written by Cameon Shiflett about 1 day ago 35 comments

  15. Sports Celebrity Death Match

    A few years back, MTV had the very entertaining clay animation show Celebrity Death Match that would pit popular celebrity figures in a fight to the death...

    Written by Shane Howard about 1 day ago 8 comments

  16. Ten Things I Hate About You...Manny

    As a lifelong New York Yankees fan, it has been excruciating watching Joe Torre lead the Dodgers to a surprising playoff berth, albeit in a weak division...

    Written by Kevin Shull about 1 day ago 3 comments

  17. Could Brandon Jacobs Fly?

    Could it be possible? After Earth, Wind, and Fire gashed into the league’s top-rated rush defense for 210 yards, Brandon Jacobs clearly had no issue with flexing his muscles (literally ...

    Written by David Geller about 1 day ago 6 comments

  18. The Differences Between a Relationship and Ice Hockey

    Oh, the almighty female. Oh, the coolest game on earth. Many a Saturday I've racked my brain trying to decide which one I like more, so I composed a list to help my decision—and maybe ...

    Written by Daniel Sallows about 1 day ago 4 comments

  19. Michigan Football 2008 Whose to Blame?

    Welcome to the Big House Court Room. I'm Judge Big House Bob. I will hear arguments today on whose to blame for the Michigan season of record 2008...

    Written by Big House Bob about 1 day ago 1 comments

  20. With the Apple Cup Just Days Away, There Are Stories That Must Be Told

    There's an annual tradition leading up to the Apple Cup, pitting the University of Washington against Washington State. Huskies and Cougs exchange stories about each other to get into the spirit of the rivalry game...

    Written by Lew Wright about 1 day ago 2 comments

  21. Phil Dawson: We Salute the Kicker, the Man with No Upper Lip

    Brady Quinn, having lost his first start, finally gets to throw up the "W" after beating the Buffalo Bills last night, 29-27. But easy does it. Quinn doesn't really deserve any credit for the win...

    Written by Jersey Chaser about 1 day ago 0 comments

  22. Stuff Athletes Hate

    The world has oh so many lists focused on the things that people like (mainly White people), so we decided it was time to flip the script and deliver a comprehensive list of stuff that athletes hate...

    Written by Jersey Chaser about 1 day ago 0 comments

  23. Why I Now Call It The Brocktagon

    As some of you know, I enjoy baseball as much, if not more, than fighting. To further that, I am a Yankee fan to the bone. Go ahead and laugh it up, I'll wait. I enjoy the history of the sport, and most of all the rivalries...

    Written by Todd Jackson about 1 day ago 13 comments

  24. Auburn Confidence Is Underwhelming!

    Usually when I write a humorous article, it is given from my perspective with funny stuff that I write myself. However this time, nothing can beat the things that are being done by Auburn themselves...

    Written by Larry Burton about 1 day ago 30 comments

  25. Recent Technological Advancements Have Allowed Men To Watch Sports In Peace

    It is a tale as old as time. Man wants to sit on the couch and wants sports, while woman wants to do absolutely anything other than sit on the couch and watch sports...

    Written by Martin Fitzpatrick about 1 day ago 1 comments