Tony Stewart, you broke your 43-race losing streak by finally winning at Talladega, and I couldn't be happier! Seriously, I was on the edge of my seat. I loved every minute of the race, but you taking the checkered flag was the icing on my cake.
While I am a NASCAR fan, I am also a fashion conscious girl. I am accustomed to seeing you in the Home Depot black and orange. I must admit, the yellow was a bit distracting to me.
- B/R Ticket Guide
I know, I know, Subway is one of your sponsors and, from time to time, you have to dust off the canary fire suit. But I've got to say you looked like a giant marshmallow peep crawling out of that window in Victory Lane!
I'm sorry, but it just wasn't a good look for you.
So, while you're planning out your color schemes with your new sponsors for next year, stick with the achromatic. I recommend the darker hues for you: they're slimming, fashion forward, and they really bring out your eyes.
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about 1 month ago
I have to ask, were you a fan of his grunge look from last year and parts of this season?
All seriousness, I love your style, sis! You sure tell it like it is =)
from about 1 month ago
I have not been a huge fan of Tony's overall style this season, but then again he didn't ask me to be his personal stylist now did he. =)
from about 1 month ago
hahaha, just watch. Tony Stewart: NASCAR's Most Metrosexual Driver Reveals All!
from about 1 month ago
HA! Somehow I can't think that is EVER gonna happen!
about 1 month ago
Yes, that yellow was like an explosion of mustard or something.....yikes!! What would Stacy and Clinton say??!!!
from about 1 month ago
HA! How many NASCAR fans do you think know who Stacy & Clinton are?!
about 1 month ago
Loved this!
I dispise that ugly yellow fire suit as well and I wish he never had to wear it. I understand that Subway is a big sponsor of his, but surely something can be done about the color. It's just nasty!
That suit does not at all flatter his "curves", if you know what I mean. ;)
But nonetheless, great article, Kara!
from about 1 month ago
Thank you! He certainly did look volumputous in that bright yellow didn't he!
about 1 month ago
Too funny Kara, yellow isn't his color that's for sure and didn't think about peeps.
from about 1 month ago
Hilarious...Peeps were the first thing I thought of, I couldn't keep that image to myself!
about 1 month ago
Kara honey, can we talk? Serious, we all know why you posted the Carl Edwards article, it was for the picture. Be honest, that magazine cover hangs in your most private collection. And now, you post this picture of Tony. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Tony should really think about patronizing some of his sponsors. Home Depot and Subway sandwiches, the guy should look like a lumber jack, not a Yellow Submarine. Thats all I got to say on that.
Great read Kara, you do us southern folk proud.
from about 1 month ago
HA...David, a "yellow submarine!" Hilarious!!! Sorry to have to post that picture, I hope that you have recovered from it! I will admit that the Carl Edwards photo caught my eye & I might have growled a little "meow" under my breath when I first saw it, but Tony is one of my guys. I adore him.... faults, fat & all!
from about 1 month ago
I know this may be hard to believe, but I have two very nice pictures of Tony. They both compliment him well. If you would like them, send me an email and I will email them back to you. Just for you darlin. LOL
David
about 1 month ago
very funny article..yea it was tough to see him crawl out of the car... but he knows he's no Carl edwards..but i think he'll have more of say come next year.. good job!!
from about 1 month ago
I have heard interviews with him where he has said things like, "Does it look like I miss a meal?" He is who he is & you got to love him for that!
about 1 month ago
Great article Kara. I'm now thinking I need to go find some peeps..... If only it were Easter time, that is the only time of year I actually want them LOL :) David, I'm also now singing Yellow Submarine so thanks guys LOL :)
from about 1 month ago
Thanks Nikki! Have you ever put a peep in the microwave & watched it expand....that is what Tony really looked like!
from about 1 month ago
LOL No! I've never put a peep in the microwave, I might have to do that sometime now LOL :)
from about 1 month ago
Oh do it and you will see the it's expanding waistband, just like Tony's!
about 1 month ago
Hey - I read this the other day, but I just had to say that the "marshmallow peep" line absolutely cracked me up.
I can't see his hands in the picture... they don't have him promoting the "$5 footlong" do they? Shameless marketing... =)
from about 1 month ago
Yes...the same one that he is going to hurl at me at the Martinsville race next weekend after calling out his "peepdom"
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