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10. Alan Shearer 'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well'. The King of Tyne-side revealing his loyalty towards the Magpies. 9...

Top-10 Hilarious Football Quotes of the Week

by Salaar Arshad Shamsi (Senior Writer)

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September 26, 2008

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10. Alan Shearer

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well'.

The King of Tyne-side revealing his loyalty towards the Magpies.

 

9. Thierry Henry

'Sometimes, in football, you have to score goals'

Alright, Henry said it - 'sometimes' not always.

 

8. David Beckham

'I was watching United out against Liverpool, I was shocked to see Sheasy (John O'Shea) score, and I decided to call him but then I realized he was on the pitch."

David Beckham on John O'Shea's goal in Manchester United's 1-0 victory over Liverpool.

 

7. David Beckham

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had'.

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David Beckham paying tribute to Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

6. Ashley Cole

'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.'

Ashley Cole speaking 'wisely' ahead of Chelsea vs Arsenal.

 

5. Wayne Bridge

'If you don't concede any goals, you'll win more games than you lose'.

A classic case of stating the obvious by Wayne Bridge.

 

4. Steve McClaren

'But as you know, the result for England is not as bad as it sounds on paper.'

Steve McClaren clearly feeling the pressure of the England Job.

 

3. Mark Viduka

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league'.

The Australian tries to calm outraged Newcastle supporters.

 

2. Micheal Essien

“We are much better than Manchester United.” Essien said in December. “It is just a matter of days before we are the leaders. I have done the calculations and we will finish at least five points clear of United at the top of the table.”

Manchester United eventually finished ahead of Chelsea..


1. John Arne Riise

"Three weeks have gone, I still don't know where I'll be next season, nobody is talking to me, is this why they say 'you will never walk alone' ".

John Arne Riise speaking days before his move to AS Roma.

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  1. reply to comment by Yoosof
    3 months ago

    lol funny stuff salaar. evidence that footballers are cleverer than what they seem. lol.

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Yoosof..

  2. reply to comment by Thomas
    3 months ago

    haha, great article. I was hoping u'd write a humor piece.

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Thomas, Well, it was about time, eh?

  3. reply to comment by Dev
    3 months ago

    is why they say 'you never walk alone'? ... hahahaha ..

    Nice ones! enjoyed it!

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Dev..Riise gave it away!

  4. reply to comment by Michelle
    3 months ago

    Hahaha nice one !

    But WOAH on the RIISE quote :P

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Michelle..you can tell he was frustrated!

  5. reply to comment by Salomon
    3 months ago

    lol D-Beck (as they call him in the states) doesnt sound too intelligent ..

  6. reply to comment by Tahira
    3 months ago

    Lol, nice one Salaar. Love Wayne Bridge's quote and Ashley Cole shows how daft he is.

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Tahira..Yea, Cashley Cole shows his intelligence.

  7. reply to comment by Marcus
    3 months ago

    That's a great quote from Riise. Ha. Ha. Good stuff.

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Marcus.

  8. reply to comment by Zahi
    3 months ago

    classy as always. Always great to read funny articles, it's nice to see more and more of these being written by community writers on B/R. great article :)

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Zahi.

  9. reply to comment by Stefan
    3 months ago

    haha, thanks for the laugh:)

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks Stefan!

  10. reply to comment by Nymkhishig
    3 months ago

    "Three weeks have gone, I still don't know where I'll be next season, nobody is talking to me, is this why they say 'you will never walk alone' ". i liked that one

    1. by Salaar
      from 3 months ago

      Thanks mate.

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